Michael Michaels

"That's a nice deck right there"

-Michael Michaels

Main Story
Michael Michaels is a middle aged firearm professional working for Ammunation in Southern Los Santos. His job is to sell firearms as well as provide top notch firearm training to any individual. He wears a mullet and drives a red IROC Camaro which he considers to be "a beautiful ride". He prefers life in the country away from the hustle and bustle of the big city.

Interactions
Michael bumped into Larry Kravitz and Bernie Goldsanderstein in a parking lot in South Los Santos when Bernie accidentally hit Larry with his car while Michael witnessed. Immediately Michael approached Bernie with hostility in defense of Larry whom Michael thought did nothing to deserve getting hit with a car. During the quarrel, Bernie and Larry had brought up the fact that they are realtors and offered to show Michael some homes in an attempt to secure a sale. Upon interacting with Michael, both Larry and Bernie knew that he was a perfect fit for somewhere out in the country such as Paleto Bay or Sandy Shores and Michael loved the idea of living in a double wide trailer in Sandy Shores. Larry and Bernie showed Michael a number of trailers and small homes with Michael liking each property better than the last. Eventually, Michael noticed that some of the properties for sale had neighbors with bigger decks than his potential future property, thus Michael insisted on a trailer or home with a huge deck. Eventually, Larry and Bernie attempted to turn Michael onto more expensive waterfront properties, however, the decks were way too small and the homes contained garden gnomes which Michael severely dislikes. Due to Larry and Bernie's ignorance of Michael's need for a large deck, Michael eventually decided that he may want to hold off on buying a new home. Bernie did push Michael to give a "maybe" to buying a home, which Bernie considers to be almost as good as a sale itself. After the showings, Michael wanted to get drunk at the Yellow Jack Inn, so the two dropped them off there and left Michael with a stack of business cards to pass out to his friends.

Trivia

 * Has a fiancee who he considers to be a pain in the ass if not kept in line.
 * Michael keeps his women in line.
 * Dislikes garden gnomes.
 * Enjoys decks, especially large ones.
 * Used to fish, but doesn't too often anymore.