Bernie Goldsanderstein

"It's not small, it's quaint!"

-Bernie Goldsanderstein

Main Story
Bernie is a Jewish real estate agent and a partner to Larry Kravitz. He will do anything to secure a sale, and often times he will push his clients to the edge just to get them to say "maybe" to a deal. Bernie sees "maybes" to be just as good as securing a sale. Bernie's eccentric personality often brings out many random excited outbursts. This leads many clients to find him overbearing.

Interactions
Bernie is in the real estate business as a partner to Larry Kravitz. Together they formed the real estate company, Shalom Homes. Together, they have sold a few homes but locked in a great number of 'maybes'. Shalom homes has many signs throughout the city and has produced a TV commercial that runs on a 24 hour block on local Los Santos television.

Trivia

 * Bernie also likes to force He-Brew coffee on his clients. This is a roast of coffee that has been blessed by a rabbi and is certified Kosher.
 * Bernie will often get his wife belligerently intoxicated and let her roam Los Santos so that she won't bother him as often.