Savage Penguin

"Excuse me Mr. fucking big bear, whatever you are, you kung fu asshole!"

 -Savage Penguin

Main Story
Stuck in a mysterious world Savage Penguin will roast anyone who dares attack him. Apply aloe vera to the burn.

Interactions
Savage Penguin became a teacher for a short period of time, most of the class was terrible except for stellar student, Mark. After finishing class Penguin took Mark to play basketball and vowed to turn Mark into the smartest and coolest kid around.

Valentines Day
On 2018 Valentines Day, Savage Penguins girlfriend broke up with him for not planning anything. Fresh on the dating scene, his friends Gambit and Classy acted as wing men, helping him date various woman and find a match. Starting off he was matched with a small anime girl named Rubie. Planned by both wing men, they were given a private table with wine (Savage Penguin drank more than enough) and a free romantic song. After the dinner they went drawing, then onto bowling. Sadly, Savage Penguin was stood up by Rubie and had to bowl alone. He met another girl named Pepper and bowled with her. While bowling he saw another girl, Proxy. He attempted to cuck proxy's date, it worked initially but then failed. Alone again Savage Penguin headed to a bar to find some white women. This also ended badly, it was a disastrous Valentines Day.

Trivia

 * Savage Penguin cannot fully dab, his beak is too long
 * Savage Penguin wardrobe consists of a Jaboody Dubs! hat and a black tie
 * The Penguin Classy is his best friend