Peter Blump

"Jesus, take the wheel!"

-Peter Blump

Main Story
First arriving in Los Santos on May 24, 2017, Peter Blump has only one purpose, to spread the good word of the Lord. No matter what situation Blump ends up in, his main goal is to convert a heathen. After a conversion, he typically asks for a small donation to help him start his own church. If you ever need a priest in Los Santos, Blump will come to you with his hands help up high, riding his Pegassi Faggio, letting Jesus take the wheel to guide him.

Interactions
One of Blump's first and notable interactions was the day he arrived. Deciding that Grove Street would be the place to find heathens, he went to the street and was promptly shot and had his car stolen, but that was merely a test God had given to him to see if he was worthy of spreading his word.

About six days later, Blump met Buster Bigsby. When confronted, Bigsby admitted he had the Devil's work put into him in the form of hemorrhoids in his asshole. Knowing this, Blump took him to the church and bathed him in holy water, curing him of his hemorrhoids and restoring his faith.

Miracles
The only true act of God recorded with Blump was the test of the fire hydrant. While letting Jesus take the wheel, Blump collided with a fire hydrant. Luckily, two police officers were there to help him, and once saved, the hydrant he had hit exploded, releasing holy water all over the area, cleansing Blump.

Reason For Retirement
Blump was one of the first characters created by the Jaboody Show, he was not used for a long time after his creation. Blump has now been replaced by his reincarnation, Peter Daniel.

Trivia

 * Despite knowing how to drive, Blump usually lets Jesus drive for him
 * One of Blump's favorite Bible stories is the story of Daniel in the Lions' Den
 * Blumps reincarnation is Peter Daniel.